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Jokes Corner! :D

Post  Tendou on Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:16 pm

Share your jokes here...I'll start the ball rollin'

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you..'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing You could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'

She responds,

'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, You have to be single
#2, You must be Catholic.
#3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and I'm happy to enter from behind!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says,




'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to fancy dress party.'

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Re: Jokes Corner! :D

Post  sengjung123 on Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:27 am

ahahaa nice joke.

There were 2 baby brothers who loved drinking milk from their mother. but, the older brother somehow got jealous and wanted to have both nipples all by himself. so, he went and got poison and applied it on the nipple to poison the younger brother. Who died in the end?




ANS: Father.


Edit by Tasy : Next time use quotes not code.
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